Donald J. Trump – President’s Daily Schedule
Thursday Nov.7, 2019
5:00 a.m. President awakes. Goes to toilet.
5:40 a.m. President emerges from toilet.
5:41 a.m. President opens Twitter on his computer.
5:41 a.m. – 5:59 a.m. President tweets.
6:00 a.m. President turns on “Fox & Friends.” Calls for breakfast: 6 Eggs McMuffins, 3 Diet Cokes, 2 bags Lay’s Potato Chips.
9:02 a.m. President arrives Oval Office.
9:03 a.m. President receives Rev. Franklin Graham for morning hands-on blessing.
9:04 a.m. President orders valet to spray antibiotic disinfectant on his (the President’s) hands.
9:05 a.m. President orders mid-morning snack: a bucket of KFC fried chicken.
9:05 a.m. – 9:15 a.m. President eats fried chicken.
9:15 a.m. – 9:45 a.m. President visits toilet.
9:46 a.m. President receives Majority Leader McConnell.
9:47 a.m. President departs for Trump Rally in Davenport, Iowa.
9:55 a.m. – 11:15 a.m. On board Air Force One. Film scheduled: Cheerleaders In Bondage.
11:15 a.m. Arrive Davenport, Iowa.
11:27 a.m. President departs Air Force One, after toilet stop.
11:28 a.m. President arrives at red carpet on tarmac. Greeted by Charles “Chuck” Grassley High School football cheerleading squad.
11:30 a.m. President compliments lead cheerleader, Cindy [last name deleted] on her performance.
11:32 a.m. President departs airport for Rally.
11:37 a.m. President arrives at Rally.
11:39 a.m. – 12:19 p.m. President delivers remarks to Rally.
12:20 p.m. President served lunch: Chicken McNuggets, meatloaf, pepperoni pizza, grilled taco bowl, one package of Oreos.
12:30 p.m. – 2:00 p.m. President’s private time in toilet.
2:15 p.m. President arrives at Davenport Marriott’s Presidential Suite.
2:20 p.m. President receives Charles “Chuck” Grassley High School football team lead cheerleader, Cindy [last name deleted] for private meeting.
2:21 p.m. – 4:02 p.m. President’s private meeting time.
4:03 p.m. Presidential snack delivered: Chipotle chicken tacos, McDonald’s French Fries, Carl’s Jr. Cheeseburgers, Fried Potato Skins, Cheesy Popcorn, Chick-fil-A wings, shaved snow desserts (lemon, lime, pineapple).
4:31 p.m.—5:02 p.m. President’s toilet time.
5:03 p.m. – 5:13 p.m. Tanning time.
5:14 p.m. – 5:30 p.m. Hair styling time.
5:30 p.m. President studies important papers.
5:31 p.m. President watches “The Five” on Fox News.
6:00 p.m. – 7:00 p.m. President eats dinner: Outback 24-ounce sirloin steak, onion rings, mashed potatoes and gravy, vanilla ice cream.
7:01 p.m. – 7:32 p.m. Private time in toilet.
7:33 p.m. Private conversation with Sean Hannity.
7:46 p.m. Private conversation with Lou Dobbs.
8:00 p.m. – 8:47 p.m. Presidential re-visit with Charles “Chuck” Grassley High School football team lead cheerleader, Cindy [last name deleted] for private meeting.
8:48 p.m. President showers.
8:57 p.m. – 9:13 p.m. President speaks with Russian President Putin, by secure phone line.
8:58 p.m. President receives White House physician, who delivers nightly “pill cocktail.”
9:00 p.m. President tweets while watching “Hannity” on Fox News.
9:06 p.m. President calls in to Hannity to talk about “the fake Impeachment.”
9:08 p.m. “pill cocktail” kicks in.
9:09 p.m. President removes clothes.
9:10 p.m. President watches “The Pee Tape.”
9:30 p.m. – 2:00 a.m. President tweets.
2:01 a.m. Final Presidential visit to toilet.
2:37 a.m. President to bed.
“Calls for breakfast: 6 Eggs McMuffins, 3 Diet Cokes, 2 bags Lay’s Potato Chips.”
So he decided to have a somewhat healthier breakfast than usual.
lol