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Donald J. Trump – President’s Daily Schedule


Thursday Nov.7, 2019

5:00 a.m. President awakes. Goes to toilet.

5:40 a.m. President emerges from toilet.

5:41 a.m. President opens Twitter on his computer.

5:41 a.m. – 5:59 a.m. President tweets.

6:00 a.m. President turns on “Fox & Friends.” Calls for breakfast: 6 Eggs McMuffins, 3 Diet Cokes, 2 bags Lay’s Potato Chips.

9:02 a.m. President arrives Oval Office.

9:03 a.m. President receives Rev. Franklin Graham for morning hands-on blessing.

9:04 a.m. President orders valet to spray antibiotic disinfectant on his (the President’s) hands.

9:05 a.m. President orders mid-morning snack: a bucket of KFC fried chicken.

9:05 a.m. – 9:15 a.m. President eats fried chicken.

9:15 a.m. – 9:45 a.m. President visits toilet.

9:46 a.m. President receives Majority Leader McConnell.

9:47 a.m. President departs for Trump Rally in Davenport, Iowa.

9:55 a.m. – 11:15 a.m. On board Air Force One. Film scheduled: Cheerleaders In Bondage.

11:15 a.m. Arrive Davenport, Iowa.

11:27 a.m. President departs Air Force One, after toilet stop.

11:28 a.m. President arrives at red carpet on tarmac. Greeted by Charles “Chuck” Grassley High School football cheerleading squad.

11:30 a.m. President compliments lead cheerleader, Cindy [last name deleted] on her performance.

11:32 a.m. President departs airport for Rally.

11:37 a.m. President arrives at Rally.

11:39 a.m. – 12:19 p.m. President delivers remarks to Rally.

12:20 p.m. President served lunch: Chicken McNuggets, meatloaf, pepperoni pizza, grilled taco bowl, one package of Oreos.

12:30 p.m. – 2:00 p.m. President’s private time in toilet.

2:15 p.m. President arrives at Davenport Marriott’s Presidential Suite.

2:20 p.m. President receives Charles “Chuck” Grassley High School football team lead cheerleader, Cindy [last name deleted] for private meeting.

2:21 p.m. – 4:02 p.m. President’s private meeting time.

4:03 p.m. Presidential snack delivered: Chipotle chicken tacos, McDonald’s French Fries, Carl’s Jr. Cheeseburgers, Fried Potato Skins, Cheesy Popcorn, Chick-fil-A wings, shaved snow desserts (lemon, lime, pineapple).

4:31 p.m.—5:02 p.m. President’s toilet time.

5:03 p.m. – 5:13 p.m. Tanning time.

5:14 p.m. – 5:30 p.m. Hair styling time.

5:30 p.m. President studies important papers.

5:31 p.m. President watches “The Five” on Fox News.

6:00 p.m. – 7:00 p.m. President eats dinner: Outback 24-ounce sirloin steak, onion rings, mashed potatoes and gravy, vanilla ice cream.

7:01 p.m. – 7:32 p.m. Private time in toilet.

7:33 p.m. Private conversation with Sean Hannity.

7:46 p.m. Private conversation with Lou Dobbs.

8:00 p.m. – 8:47 p.m. Presidential re-visit with Charles “Chuck” Grassley High School football team lead cheerleader, Cindy [last name deleted] for private meeting.

8:48 p.m. President showers.

8:57 p.m. – 9:13 p.m. President speaks with Russian President Putin, by secure phone line.

8:58 p.m. President receives White House physician, who delivers nightly “pill cocktail.”

9:00 p.m. President tweets while watching “Hannity” on Fox News.

9:06 p.m. President calls in to Hannity to talk about “the fake Impeachment.”

9:08 p.m. “pill cocktail” kicks in.

9:09 p.m. President removes clothes.

9:10 p.m. President watches “The Pee Tape.”

9:30 p.m. – 2:00 a.m. President tweets.

2:01 a.m. Final Presidential visit to toilet.

2:37 a.m. President to bed.

  1. Bob Rossi says:

    “Calls for breakfast: 6 Eggs McMuffins, 3 Diet Cokes, 2 bags Lay’s Potato Chips.”
    So he decided to have a somewhat healthier breakfast than usual.

  2. lol

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